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From: "Incognito, Scott J" <Scott.Incognito@usa.xerox.com<
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< Subject: This is good
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< One night a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for
< possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing
< time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his
< keys on five different cars before he found his.
< Then, he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several
< minutes.
< Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and
< began to pull away.
< The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him
< his rights, and administered the Breathalyzer Test.
< The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know
< how that could be. The driver replied, "tonight, I'm the 'Designated
< Decoy'."