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Return-Path: <Scott.Incognito@usa.xerox.com< Received: from rly-xc05.mx.aol.com (rly-xc05.mail.aol.com [172.20.105.138]) by air-xc04.mail.aol.com (v77_r1.36) with ESMTP; Mon, 21 May 2001 11:58:51 -0400 Received: from lysithea.eastgw.xerox.com (lysithea.xerox.com [208.140.33.22]) by rly-xc05.mx.aol.com (v77_r1.36) with ESMTP; Mon, 21 May 2001 11:58:28 -0400 Received: from PMDF3.CINOPS.XEROX.COM (pmdf3.cinops.xerox.com [13.250.20.177]) by lysithea.eastgw.xerox.com (8.9.3/8.9.3) with ESMTP id LAA13606 for <bswaldrop@aol.com<; Mon, 21 May 2001 11:58:25 -0400 (EDT) Received: from CONVERSION-DAEMON by mail.xerox.com (PMDF V5.2-32 #31444) id <01K3TPFAKCS09D9G79@mail.xerox.com< for bswaldrop@aol.com; Mon, 21 May 2001 11:58:14 EST Received: from usaxeroxbh4.MC.USA.XEROX.COM ([13.245.193.32]) by mail.xerox.com (PMDF V5.2-32 #31443) with ESMTP id <01K3TPF8IL7E9EFID3@mail.xerox.com<; Mon, 21 May 2001 11:58:13 -0500 (EST) Received: by USAXEROXBH4 with Internet Mail Service (5.5.2653.19) id <K9DGDD9X<; Mon, 21 May 2001 11:58:10 -0400 Content-return: allowed Date: Mon, 21 May 2001 11:58:02 -0400 From: "Incognito, Scott J" <Scott.Incognito@usa.xerox.com< Subject: PEOPLE YOU SEE IN A NITE CLUB, STARRING: To: Message-id: <D1D91F9E9FDAD1119E6600805FC706FF01EBBC37@USA3210MS1< MIME-version: 1.0 X-Mailer: Internet Mail Service (5.5.2653.19) Content-type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 CAPTAIN WORKOUT This guy spends all week in the gym and needs little or no reason to wear his skin tight shirt you can see his heart beating and parade's around the club like he is Mr. Universe. SHAMALEKA SPANDEX You know her . . . 300 lbs. size 48, buys a size 6 red and yellow spandex outfit. To the horror of others, she wears it to the club. JOHNNY ONEDRINK Takes three hours to finish one drink, then tries to fool everyone for another hour with a glass full of ice water & a straw. Has $3.50 in his pocket and a putt putt token. THE O.G.'s Stands for "Old Guys". These guys just can't get over the fact that they are TOO OLD to be at the club. Their clubbing days are so far behind that their kids can legally buy them alcohol. They try to be down with the younger generation by wearing gold fronts and try to speak slang using phrases like "What's up money!" and "That's fresh!" THE OOOH GIRL She's that girl that's basically doing the two step dance, until her song comes on and she screams to her girl friends, "OOOH GIRL, THAT'S MY SONG!!!" From this point on it's shake what your mamma gave ya and she will dance with what ever is in front of her, guy, girl, bar stool, wall, speakers, cigarrette machine, etc. WASTE OF TIME WILLY This is the one that buys a new outfit for the club; travels miles from home, at night to the club; pays $15.00 to get in the club; and when he's finally in the club he just stands against the wall sipping on a glass of Pepsi fronting like it's rum-n-coke. BILLBOARD VANILLA ICE WANNABE Stepped out of the latest rap video, he feels the need to let everyone in the club know what name brand designer clothing he's wearing, down to his socks because he must have that one pant leg up. It may be pitch black in the club, but he's got $300 Versace sunglasses on. He's also the one making a call from the noisy dance floor on his star tac cell phone, with a bottle of MOET (with the label facing outward so everyone can see) in his other hand... TAKIANNA & LAQUITA The female equivalent of Siskel & Ebert,but they don't review movies. They notice everthing from head to toe... Also known for staring people down for long periods of time! "Those are fake!" "Assa Grande!!" "His baby mamma must dress him." THE 1st AND 15th POSSE We only see them in the club around these dates... TOUCHY FEELY TYRONE He's the guy that loves to walk all over the club when it's crowded squeezing through girls and getting his free feels. ROBIN LEECH Not the TV host. She has no money, but somehow gets some sucker to buy her drinks all night---usually BILLBOARD VANILLA ICE WANNABE (see above for details). LOCKDOWN LEROY Has been in and out of jail so many times, he has no clue as to what is in or out of style. He shows up in a "Malcolm X" cap, gold fronts, an "Eight Ball" leather jacket and a silk polka dot shirt.... SHANEQUA STROBELITE & CO. They look good in the club, but outside..... AHHH DAMN!! And I bought her a drink! _____ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com <http://explorer.msn.com<;
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