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Date: October 12, 2000
From: Ruppert, Ryan F. R9RUPPE - AMERICAS To: EXT-GERALD.NEMEC(A)ENRON.COM, GERALDNE - FPEXMAIL cc: EXT-LAURAGAMMELL(A)HOTMAIL.COM, LAURAGAM - FPEXMAIL Subject: RE: Training courses available... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ This is just too darned funny. I think somebody could use some serious evening studies.... RYAN F. RUPPERT West Texas Geoscience U.S. West Production ExxonMobil Production Co. -----Original Message----- From: EXT-GERALD.NEMEC(A)ENRON.COM, Sent: Thursday, October 12, 2000 10:33 AM To: EXT-ERIC.GILLASPIE(A)ENRON.COM,; Ruppert, Ryan F. Subject: FW: Training courses available... < < Women's Training Courses: < < Women think they already know everything, but wait... < training courses are now available for women on the following subjects. < < 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before < 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits < 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits < 4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait till After the Game < 5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too < 6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His < 7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First < 8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking < 9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging < 10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill you CAN Acquire < 11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up < 12. Introduction to Parking < 13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space < 14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat < 15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter < 16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption < 17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People < 18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully < 19. PMS: Your Problem...Not His. < 20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Do This < 21. Classic Clothing 101: Wearing Outfits you Already Own < 22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice < 23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing it All Together < 24. Oil And Gas: Your Car Requires Both < 25. TV Remotes: For Men Only < < <
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