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Read this . . . it's the "chain letter" we've all been waiting for:
< < < < < < < < The Best Chain Letter Ever!! < < < < Hello, my name is Barbara and I suffer from the < < guilt of < < not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters < < sent < < to me by people who actually believe that if you < < send < < them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a < < breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough < < money to < < have it removed before her redneck parents sell her < < to < < a travelling freak show. < < < < Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to < < give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" < < email, < < $1000? How stupid are we? "Ooooh, looky here! If I < < scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get < < laid < < by every good looking model in the magazine!" What < < a < < bunch of bullshit. < < < < Basically, this message is a big FUCK YOU to all < < the < < people out there who have nothing better to do than < < to < < send me stupid ch! ain mail forwards. < < < < Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come < < into < < my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not < < continuing a chain that was started by Peter in 5 < < AD < < and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on < < the < < Mayflower. Fuck them. < < < < If you're going to forward something, at least send < < me < < something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send < < this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, < < wretched excuse for a human being will somehow < < receive < < a nickel from some omniscient being forwards about < < 90 < < times. I don't fucking care. < < < < Show a little intelligence and think about what < < you're < < actually contributing to by sending out these < < forwards. Chances are, it's your own unpopularity. < < < < The point being? If you get some chain letter < < that's < < threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for < < the < < rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send < < it < < on. Don't piss people off by making them feel < < guilty < < about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has < < been < < tied to a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only < < salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive < < if < < you forward this email. < < < < Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, < < tomorrow morning your underwear will turn < < carnivorous < < and will consume your genitals. < < < < < < < __________________________________________________ < Do You Yahoo!? < Yahoo! Auctions - buy the things you want at great prices < http://auctions.yahoo.com/ < < < < < ______________________________________________________________________ http://www.piperjaffray.com Investment products purchased from or through U.S. Bancorp Piper Jaffray: --------------------------------------------------------- * Not FDIC-insured * No bank guarantee * May lose value * --------------------------------------------------------- http://www.piperjaffray.com/disclosure.asp - See For Additional Disclosure Information ______________________________________________________________________
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