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---------------------- Forwarded by Gerald Nemec/HOU/ECT on 01/20/2000 02:41
PM --------------------------- Brian Hendon@ENRON COMMUNICATIONS 01/20/2000 11:24 AM To: Gerald Nemec/HOU/ECT@ECT, Paul T Lucci/DEN/ECT@Enron cc: Subject: FW: ?? Sanjay.Pankhania@equifax.com 01/20/2000 04:21 PM GMT To: chrisalbin@hotmail.com, Candice L. Hendon@Andersen Consulting, jjones@moorecolson.com, tripp.lovett@suntrust.com, itsirk100@aol.com, Gabe.Tucker@turner.com cc: Subject: FW: ?? Top Ten ways to be entertaining at your office << < < << < < 10. Keep telling the same person that they have << < < bad breath even if they don't and then punch them << < < in the face. << < < << < < 9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. << < < After everyone gives you the sympathy remarks, << < < tell everyone how you are just kidding and tell << < < them that they are a bunch of queers. << < < << < < 8. Before a meeting fill your mouth with << < < custard. Then during the meeting, put one finger << < < in the air and make like you are hocking a big << < < loogie. Then spit the custard into a clear glass << < < and hand it to the person next to you and say, << < < "beat that" << < < << < < 7. Inform a male co-worker that he "wouldn't << < < make a good hooker." Then piss in his coffee and << < < tell him that he needs a good "ass fucking" << < < << < < 6. Always walk around with a big smile on your << < < face and keep one hand down your pants. << < < << < < 5. Answer every question asked to you with "fuck << < < if I know!" then call the person a racial slur << < < that doesn't match their race. << < < << < < 4. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and << < < keep playing with your nuts. Get them really << < < sweaty, and then walk around shaking everyone's << < < hand. << < < << < < 3. Shit on the floor of your office and when << < < someone comes in and sees it, tell them it's the << < < fake kind. When they try to pick it up and << < < realize that their hand is full of shit, laugh << < < and point. << < < << < < 2. Run down the hall with your dick hanging out << < < while pissing all over and yell, "It won't stop! << < < God help me! It won't stop!" Then when it stops, << < < look down and say, "Oh". << < < << < < 1. Ask to borrow someone's pen. Bring it to the << < < bathroom and stick it in your ass. Return it and << < < tell the person to smell it. When they tell you << < < it smells bad, be like, "it should! I had it in << < < my ass!"
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