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---------------------- Forwarded by Gerald Nemec/HOU/ECT on 02/02/2000 01:45
PM --------------------------- Brian Hendon@ENRON COMMUNICATIONS 02/02/2000 01:07 PM To: Gerald Nemec/HOU/ECT@ECT, Bruce Rudy/Enron Communications@Enron Communications cc: Subject: Funny This is a real news report <<Yahoo! News <<Aggies are getting themselves into trouble again.... << << AP. A Texas A&M University student who claimed he had <<been raped by a <<dog << was yesterday jailed for 12 months. Martin Hoyle, 20, <<was arrested by <<police << after the << passengers of a passing car witnessed a Bull Terrier, <<called Badger, <<having << sex with Hoyle on the side of Highway 290, just north <<of Hempstead. << Assistent District attorney Ben Crossland said the <<passengers of the <<car, an << unidentified couple from Houston, had stopped to help <<because they <<thought << Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when <<they got closer they <<saw << that Hoyle had his pants around his ankles, was down <<on all fours, and <<the << dog was straddling him from behind. << << "The defendant mumbled something about the dog having <<taken a liking <<to << him," said Mr Crossland. "The couple were extremely <<offended and <<sickened << by what they saw." Another individual in a passing <<car contacted <<police on a << cellular phone and Hoyle was arrested as he walked <<with the dog on the << feeder road. Hoyle, of College Station, told police <<"I can't help it <<if the << dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me." He <<repeated the rape << allegation at the police station and added, "The dog <<pulled my jeans <<down." << << Hoyle, who has been arrested several times on <<alcohol-related charges, <<was << jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an <<act that outraged << public decency. His lawyer said Hoyle had no memory <<of the incident <<because << of his intoxicated state, but was now very remorseful <<and incredibly << embarrassed. Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum <<told Hoyle "Never <<before << in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had <<to deal with <<somebody << who voluntarily allowed himself to be molested by a <<dog on the public << highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our <<comprehension. It is an <<absolutely << disgusting thing for members of the public to have to <<witness." << <<__________________________________________________ <<Do You Yahoo!? <<Talk to your friends online with Yahoo! Messenger. <<http://im.yahoo.com < ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com *******************Internet Email Confidentiality Footer******************* Privileged/Confidential Information may be contained in this message. If you are not the addressee indicated in this message (or responsible for delivery of the message to such person), you may not copy or deliver this message to anyone. In such case, you should destroy this message and kindly notify the sender by reply email. Please advise immediately if you or your employer do not consent to Internet email for messages of this kind. Opinions, conclusions and other information in this message that do not relate to the official business of my firm shall be understood as neither given nor endorsed by it. *******************Internet Email Confidentiality Footer******************* Privileged/Confidential Information may be contained in this message. If you are not the addressee indicated in this message (or responsible for delivery of the message to such person), you may not copy or deliver this message to anyone. In such case, you should destroy this message and kindly notify the sender by reply email. Please advise immediately if you or your employer do not consent to Internet email for messages of this kind. Opinions, conclusions and other information in this message that do not relate to the official business of my firm shall be understood as neither given nor endorsed by it.
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