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Brian Hendon@ENRON COMMUNICATIONS
10/11/2000 03:47 PM

To: Gerald Nemec/HOU/ECT@ECT, Kristy Carnes/Enron Communications@Enron
Communications, lucky@webnology.com
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Horoscopes
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By Lloyd Schumner Sr.
Retired Machinist and A.A.P.B.-Certified Astrologer

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Aries: (March 21--April 19)
After enduring the false smiles and empty promises of the business world for
22 years, you'll appreciate the candor of the DEA agents assigned to you.

Taurus: (April. 20--May 20)
It seems like another sleepy day around your house. Unless, of course, you
live at 332 Pheasant Drive in Yuma, AZ.

Gemini: (May 21--June 21)
You've lost your enthusiasm, but you're unsure if it was "damped" or
"dampened."

Cancer: (June 22--July 22)
Cancer would like to take this opportunity to point out that it was right
about the unrest in Yugoslavia.

Leo: (July 23--Aug. 22)
Though you've been telling everyone that you "went down on a boatload of
sailors," the aircraft carrier Nimitz is actually a "ship."

Virgo: (Aug. 23--Sept. 22)
You will make religious and scientific history when you develop a machine
that converts standard English measurements to Islam.
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Libra: (Sept. 23--Oct. 23)
While it's true that life is not a movie, many of your problems will be
solved when the Army destroys the giant lizard 10 minutes before the end.

Scorpio: (Oct. 24--Nov. 21)
Things have certainly changed for you during these last few years. For one
thing, eating a complete breakfast is now more important than ever.

Sagittarius: (Nov. 22--Dec. 21)
You will be hailed as a Catholic genius when you invent a new rhythm that's
45 percent effective in preventing non-predestined pregnancies.

Capricorn: (Dec. 22--Jan. 19)
You will be one step closer to perfection when famed Italian engineer Massimo
Bordi redesigns you for better airflow and optimal fuel atomization.

Aquarius: (Jan. 20--Feb. 18)
Wednesday will provide those who know you a perfect opportunity to marvel
about how right Dante was about the fate of moneylenders.

Pisces: (Feb. 19--March 20)
The stars indicate success for you, but they do so with enough ambiguity to
cover any possible alternatives.

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