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Some of these are pretty good.
< < < < < * Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little < < bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards. < < < < * Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant a lot like making a < < peeing section in a swimming pool? < < < < * OK...so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the < < Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs,".... what does that make < < the Tennessee Titans? < < < < *If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea.......does that mean that one < < of them enjoys it? < < < < * "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. < < Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? < < < < * Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack? < < < < * If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? < < < < * Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to < < begin with. < < < < * When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two < < cents in, what happens to the other penny? < < < < * Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker? < < < < * Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? < < < < * If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? < < < < * I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons < < and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? < < < < * Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are < < we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their < < pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while < < they < < delivered the mail? . < < < < * Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? < < < _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx
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