FW: Market Terminology

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01/22/2002 Subject: Fw: Market Terminology
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From: Jackie Dickson <mailto:jpdme@houston.rr.com<
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Subject: Market Terminology

<< <Bull Market - A random market movement causing an investor to
< mistake
< <himself for a financial genius.
< <
< <Bear Market - A 6 to 18-month period when the kids get no
< allowance, the
< <wife gets no jewelry and the husband gets no sex.
< <
< <Momentum Investing - The fine art of buying high and selling low.
< <
< <Value Investing - The art of buying low and selling lower.
< <
< <P/E ratio - The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the
< Market
< <keeps crashing.
< <
< <Broker - Poorer than you were in 1999.
< <
< <"Buy, Buy" - A flight attendant making market recommendations as
< you step
< <off the plane.
< <
< <Standard & Poor - Your life in a nutshell.
< <
< <Stock Analyst - Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
< <
< <Stock split - When your ex-wife and her lawyer split all your
< assets
< <equally
< <between themselves.
< <
< <Financial Planner - A guy who actually remembers his wallet when he
< runs to
< <the 7-11 for toilet paper and cigarettes.
< <
< <Market Correction - The day after you buy stocks.
< <
< <Cash Flow - The movement your money makes as it disappears down the
< Toilet.
< <
< <Call Option - Something people used to do with a telephone in
< ancient times
< <before e-mail.
< <
< <Day Trader - Someone who is disloyal from 9-5.
< <
< <Cisco - Sidekick of Pancho.
< <
< <Yahoo - What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240
< per
< <share.
< <
< <Windows 2000 - What you jump out of when you're the sucker that
< bought
< <Yahoo
< <for $240 per share.
< <
< <Institutional Investor - Past year investor who's now locked up in
< a nut
< <house.
< <
< <Profit - Religious guy who talks to God.
< <
< <Bill Gates - Where God goes for a loan.
< <
< <Alan Greenspan - God
< <