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---------------------- Forwarded by Andrea Ring/HOU/ECT on 04/05/2001 03:55
PM --------------------------- From: Karen D McIlvoy 04/05/2001 09:08 AM To: Barry.Belcher@PSS.boeing.com, Elizabeth Rivera/Corp/Enron@ENRON cc: (bcc: Andrea Ring/HOU/ECT) Subject: Fwd: WOMEN???? Mangled Manhood < < A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled < and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern < medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance < wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic. < < The doctor said that the cost would be $3500 for small, $6500 for < medium, and $14,000 for large. The man was sure he wanted a < large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife < before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone < and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, < and found the man looking quite dejected. < < "Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor. < < The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen."
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