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From: Karen D McIlvoy 02/14/2001 08:24 AM

To: merenolan@mediaone.net
cc: (bcc: Andrea Ring/HOU/ECT)
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Taking a break from their first day of work, George W Bush and Dick Cheney
go out to a restaurant near the White House.
The waitress comes over and asks them what they would like.
Dick orders the "Heart-Healthy" salad.
The waitress turns to Dubya and asks him, "What would you like, Mr.
President?"
"I'd like a quickie."
The waitress is shocked and astonished. In a huff, she exclaims, "I thought
you were going to bring a new era of moral rectitude to the White House!
Now I see that you, like all politicians, were lying! I'm sorry I ever voted
for you!" and storms off.
Bush sits there, stunned for a moment.
Then Cheney leans over and says, "George, I think it's pronounced QUICHE."