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John Craig Taylor
06/14/2000 12:05 PM
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< < < < < Ah, yes, divorce......., from the Latin word
< < < < < meaning to rip out a man's
< < < < < genitals through his wallet.
< < < < < Robin Williams
< < < < < -------------------------------------------------------
< < < < < Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I
< < < < < think of it as the only
< < < < < time of the month that I can be myself.
< < < < < Roseanne
< < < < < -------------------------------------------------------
< < < < < Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a
< < < < < place.
< < < < < Billy Crystal
< < < < < -------------------------------------------------------
< < < < < You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the
< < < < < dog will give you a look
< < < < < that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've
< < < < < thought of that!"
< < < < < Sean Connery
< < < < < ------------------------------------------------------
< < < < < According to a new survey, women say they feel
< < < < < more comfortable
< < < < < undressing in front of men than they do undressing
< < < < < in front of other women.
< < < < < They say that women are too judgmental, where, of
< < < < < course, men are just
< < < < < grateful.
< < < < < Robert De Niro
< < < < < -------------------------------------------------------
< < < < < I am not the boss of my house. I don't know how I
< < < < < lost it. I don't know
< < < < < when I lost it. I don't think I ever had it. But
< < < < < I've seen the boss's job
< < < < < and I don't want it.
< < < < < Bill Cosby
< < < < < ------------------------------------------------------
< < < < < In the last couple of weeks I have seen the
< < < < < ads for the Wonder Bra. Is
< < < < < that really a problem in this country? Men not
< < < < < paying enough attention to
< < < < < women's breasts?
< < < < < Hugh Grant
< < < < < ------------------------------------------------------
< < < < < We have women in the military, but they don't put
< < < < < us in the front lines.
< < < < < They don't know if we can fight or if we can kill. I
< < < < < think we can. All the
< < < < < general has to do is walk over to the women and say,
< < < < < "You see the enemy over
< < < < < there? They say you look fat in those uniforms."
< < < < < Elayne Boosler
< < < < < -------------------------------------------------------
< < < < < There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are
< < < < < reporting that many men are
< < < < < having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say
< < < < < they cause severe
< < < < < swelling. So what's the problem?
< < < < < Dustin Hoffman
< < < < < ------------------------------------------------------
< < < < < When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
< < < < < Elizabeth Taylor
< < < < < -------------------------------------------------------
< < < < < There's very little advice in men's magazines,
< < < < < because men don't think
< < < < < there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want
< < < < < to learn. Men think, "I
< < < < < know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
< < < < < Jerry Seinfield
< < < < < -------------------------------------------------------
< < < < < Instead of getting married again, I'm going to
< < < < < find a woman I don't
< < < < < like and just give her a house.
< < < < < Rod Stewart
< < < < < -------------------------------------------------------
< < < < < See, the problem is that God gives men a brain
< < < < < and a penis, and
< < < < < only enough blood to run one at a time.
< < < < < Robin Williams
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