Fwd: THE CUCKOO CLOCK

---------------------- Forwarded by Andrea Ring/HOU/ECT on 03/29/2001 03:51
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From: Karen D McIlvoy 03/29/2001 01:10 PM

To: ragan.bond@bhlp.com
cc: (bcc: Andrea Ring/HOU/ECT)
Subject: Fwd: THE CUCKOO CLOCK

Subject: The cuckoo clock
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<The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys". I told my
wife that I would be home by midnight ..promise!
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<Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around
2:30 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door,
the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, I
realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really
proud of myself, having a quick-witted solution, even when smashed, to escape
a possible conflict.
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<The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her twelve
o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
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<She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why,
she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh
shit," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3
times,giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted.
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