Fwd: Guess She Showed Him!!

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< A married man left work early one Friday afternoon.
< Instead of going home, he squandered the weekend and his
< paycheck partying with the boys, never calling his wife.
< When he finally returned home on Sunday night, he ran into
< a furious wife. After a couple of hours of yelling and
< screaming his wife asked, "How would you like it if you
< didn't see me for a couple of days?" He responded, "That
< would suit me just fine!"
<
< So, Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife.
< Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same result.
< By Thursday, the swelling went down enough so that he
< could see her a little... just out of the corner of his
< left eye.
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