[Fwd: Fwd: A sign from God]

< A woman and a man are involved in a car
< accident; it's a bad one.
< Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly
< neither of them are hurt.
< After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So
< you're a man; that's interesting. I'm a woman.
< Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but
< fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God
< that we should meet and be friends
< and live together in peace for the rest of our
< days."
<
< Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree
< with you completely!
< This must be a sign from God!"
< The woman continued, "And
< look at this, here's another
< miracle. My car is completely demolished but
< this bottle of wine didn't break.
< Surely God wants us to drink this wine and
< celebrate our good fortune."
<
< Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man
< nods his head in agreement, opens
< it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it
< back to the woman. The woman
< takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back
< on, and hands it back to the man.
<
< The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The
< woman replies, "No. I think I'll
< just wait for the police..."
<
< Moral of the story:
< Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with
< them.
<
<