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Gentlemen,
We are the four most bored individuals at work that I know right now. In efforts to take 60 seconds of boredom out of your day.... read this slowly. If we all pass on one 60 second read to each other, we will have 4 less minutes to kill each day... wouldn't that be special. --CBCIII Return-Path: <DeardorffJK@mfr.usmc.mil< Received: from rly-zd03.mx.aol.com (rly-zd03.mail.aol.com [172.31.33.227])= by air-zd01.mail.aol.com (v83.35) with ESMTP id MAILINZD11-0131092716; Thu= , 31 Jan 2002 09:27:16 -0500 Received: from gate2.mfr.usmc.mil (gate2.mfr.usmc.mil [192.156.26.35]) by = rly-zd03.mx.aol.com (v83.35) with ESMTP id MAILRELAYINZD35-0131092627; Thu,= 31 Jan 2002 09:26:27 -0500 Received: by gate2.mfr.usmc.mil; id OAA00502; Thu, 31 Jan 2002 14:26:09 GMT Received: from mfre01.mfr.usmc.mil(205.109.73.5) by gate2.mfr.usmc.mil via = smap (V5.0)=09id xma028855; Thu, 31 Jan 02 14:25:33 GMT Received: by MFRE01.mfr.usmc.mil with Internet Mail Service (5.5.2653.19)= =09id <DC2WMWJR<; Thu, 31 Jan 2002 08:25:13 -0600 Message-ID: <601058D77FDBD51188A50090274CF61AAD6CF8@MFRE07.mfr.usmc.mil< From: Deardorff PO1 John K <DeardorffJK@mfr.usmc.mil< To: "BILL ANSEL (E-mail)" <bansel@sc.rr.com<, "Carolyn Seevers (E-ma= il)"=09 <seeverfarm@aol.com<, "CDR Gerry Hutchinson (E-mail 2)"=09 <= ghutchin@earthlink.net<, "Charlotte Johnson (E-mail)"=09 <the1johnso= n@yahoo.com<, "CM2 Ronnie Battles (E-mail)"=09 <RBdesertb@aol.com<, = "Curtis J. 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Gist Md (E-mail 3)" <rsgist@home.com<, "Ssgt George and Kathy H= ill (E-mail)" <GKChill1@msn.com<, "Ssgt Virginia McMullin and Family= (E-mail)" <kb5tgp@quik.com<, "Thomas Deardorff (E-mail)" <LNGRFLCSS= @AOL.COM<, "Uncle Kenny and Aunt Margaret Owen (E-mail)" <kenmaggieo= @nctimes.net<, "Walter A. Williams Capt (E-mail)" <wwaltlaw@earthlin= k.net< Subject: FW: zen for the day Date: Thu, 31 Jan 2002 08:25:31 -0600 MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Mailer: Internet Mail Service (5.5.2653.19) Content-Type: text/plain -----Original Message----- From: cindy@catholic-doc.org [mailto:cindy@catholic-doc.org] Sent: Thursday, January 31, 2002 5:55 AM To: DeardorffJK@mfr.usmc.mil Subject: zen for the day ---------------------- Forwarded by Cindy Bryan/DocNotes on 01/31/2002 09:0= 8 AM --------------------------- "Edward Vergara" <elvergara@hotmail.com< on 01/30/2002 10:38:30 AM To: cc: (bcc: Cindy Bryan/DocNotes) Subject: zen for the day A Few Zen Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously Save the whales. Collect the whole set A day without sunshine is like..........night. On the other hand...........you have different fingers. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Honk if you love peace and quiet. Remember, half the people you know are below average. He who laughs last thinks slowest. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade! Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it! If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand... OK, so what's the speed of dark? How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened. _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx
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