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< < Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports < < that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop < < on the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. < < Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to < rise < < up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them when < < they are doing their dirty business. < < I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information < < from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose < < cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife < < knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows < < a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has < < a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker < < who works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys < < talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the < < conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it must be true. < < < < < _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp
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