Story of my golf life!

My current golf game!
Ben
---------------------- Forwarded by Benjamin Rogers/HOU/ECT on 03/28/2000
03:23 PM ---------------------------

"D.Michael Gioffre, DDS" <dgioffre@hotmail.com< on 03/28/2000 11:38:34 AM
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Subject: Story of my golf life!

<
< It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course, and I was beginning my
< pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot, concentrating on my swing
< mechanics, when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker:
<
< "Would the gentleman on the women's' tee back up to the men's' tee,
< please!!"
<
< I was still deep into my routine, seemingly impervious to the
< interruption.
<
< Again the announcement, " Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S' tee kindly back
up
< to the men's' tee!"
<
< I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more he
< yelled ut, "Would the man on the women's' tee back up to the men's tee,
< PLEASE!!!"
<
< Finally, I stopped, turned, looked through the clubhouse window, directly
< at the person with the microphone, and shouted back,
<
< "Would the person in the clubhouse kindly shut the f... up, and let me
< play
< my second shot?"

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