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"Mike Gioffre" <dgioffre@hotmail.com< on 09/11/2000 05:08:19 AM
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< < This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, realizes it's a gay

< < < <<<<bar but

< < < <<<< < <decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink."

< < < <<<< < <

< < < <<<< < <When the gay waiter approaches he says to the customer,

<"What's

< < < the

< < < <<<<name

< < < <<<< < <of your penis?"

< < < <<<< < <

< < < <<<< < <The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I
want

<is

< < < a

< < < <<<< < <drink."

< < < <<<< < <

< < < <<<< < <The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until

<you

< < < tell

< < < <<<<me

< < < <<<< < <the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for

<the

< < < <<<<slogan;

< < < <<<< < <'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his

< < < <<<<Snickers,

< < < <<<< < <because;

< < < <<<< < < <'It really Satisfies.'"

< < < <<<< < <

< < < <<<< < <The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he

<will

< < < <<<<give

< < < <<<<him

< < < <<<< < <a second to think it over.

< < < <<<< < <

< < < <<<< < <So the customer turns to the man sitting to his left who is

< < < sipping

< < < <<<<on a

< < < <<<< < <beer and asks, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?"

< < < <<<< < <

< < < <<<< < <The man looks back with A smile and says, "TIMEX."

< < < <<<< < <

< < < <<<< < <The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?"

< < < <<<< < <

< < < <<<< < <The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and
keeps

<on

< < < <<<< < <tickin!"

< < < <<<< < <

< < < <<<< < <A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right

< < < who's

< < < <<<< < <sipping on a fruity margarita. "So, what do you call your

<penis?"

< < < <<<< < <

< < < <<<< < <The man proudly exclaims, "FORD, because quality is Job1." He

<then

< < < <<<<adds,

< < < <<<< < <"Have you driven a Ford, lately?"

< < < <<<< < <

< < < <<<< < <Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment

<before

<he

< < < <<<<comes

< < < <<<< < <up with a name for his penis. He turns to the bartender and

< < < <<<<exclaims,

< < < <<<<"The

< < < <<<< < <name of my penis is Secret. Now give me my beer."

< < < <<<< < <

< < < <<<< < <The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a

< < < puzzled

< < < <<<<look

< < < <<<< < <asks, "Why secret?"

< < < <<<< < <

< < < <<<< < <The customer replies, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN

<BUT

< < < MADE

< < < <<<<FOR

< < < <<<<A

< < < <<<< < <WOMAN!"

< <

< <

<

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