this is way funny

Subject: 11
Importance: High

You have got to read this..........too much......read until the
end......

< Original Letter:
<
< The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11
< September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11
< After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year.
< 119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11
< Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11
< The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11
<
< I Have More.......
< State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union
< New York City - 11 Letters
< Afghanistan - 11 Letters
< The Pentagon - 11 Letters
< Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted or orchestrating the attack at
< the WTC
< in 1993)
< Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11
< Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11
< ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
< Dave's response:
<
< Oh my God! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters in the name
< "David Pawson!" I'm going into hiding NOW. See you in a few weeks.
< Wait a sec ...just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11 letters!
< What am I gonna do?
< Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! ME! I can't believe it!
< Oh crap, there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could hide!
< But no..."PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too!
< Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him? There are 11
< letters in "NOSTRADAMUS."
< I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can't... 11 letters in "THE
< REDCROSS," can't trust them.
< I would rely on self defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11 letters in
< it, too!
< Can someone help?
< Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don't... "SEND ME EMAIL" has 11
< letters....
< Will this never end? I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE???" Eleven
< letters!!
< Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I'll die alone, even though "I'LL DIE
< ALONE" has 11 letters.....
< Oh my God, I just realized that America is doomed! Our Independence
< Day is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4=11!
< ~Dave
<
< PS. "IT'S BULLSHIT" has 11 letters also. ;)
<
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