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< THE TRUTH ABOUT DRINKING BEER
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< ...the "smartest" thing Cliff EVER said on Cheers! One afternoon at
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< Cliff Clavin was explaining the buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. And
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< how it went:
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< "Well ya see Norm, it's like this....A herd of buffalo can only move as
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< as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest
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< weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection
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< good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of
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< whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest
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< In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
< slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills
< brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
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< first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker
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< cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why
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< always feel smarter after a few beers."
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