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<From: "Kate Neary" <kate@mecgs.org< <To: "Brandi McClellan" <brandi@mecgs.org<, "Camisha Jackson" <<camisha@mecgs.org<, "Celeste" <celeste@mecgs.org<, "Fidelia" <<fidelia@mecgs.org<, "Kathy Lewis" <kathylewis@mecgs.org<, <aneary78@yahoo.com, cmeek@villarealassociates.com, <jwilliams@hollandhall.org, xena_150@hotmail.com, kcjones@rnchq.org, <lashlock@malcolmlaw.com, mfleeger@sourcepub.com, <sarahreneehughes@hotmail.com, lucy.richards@southtrust.com, <lrod490906@aol.com, william_jennings@dell.com, sarah.trujillo@chmcc.org, < mstahlba@yahoo.com <Subject: Healthy Level of Insanity <Date: Thu, 10 Jan 2002 08:51:58 -0600 < <This cracks me up everytime I read it! Good way to start the day! < <How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity <1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a <hair < <dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. < <2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. < <3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with <that. < <4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in" < <5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over <their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. < <6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors". < <7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." < <8. Dont use any punctuation marks < <9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. < <10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. < <11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". < <12. Sing along at the opera. < <13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. < <14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle <sounds all day. < <15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party <because you're not in the mood. < <16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim. < <17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time <this week!!!!!" < <18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling <"run for your lives, they're loose!!" < <19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to <have to let one of you go." < <And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity....... < <20. Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it <to you or asked you not to send them stuff like this. _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com
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