FW: Smarts

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Sherry Dawson@ENRON
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Subject: FW: Smarts

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"JOLLYJAC" <jjolly@STARLUMBER.COM< on 10/09/2000 06:03:18 PM
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Subject: FW: Smarts

Ain't it the truth? Jacque

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Subject: Smarts

< < One afternoon at Cheers (the bar), Cliff was

< explaining the "Buffalo

< < Theory" to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:

< <

< < "Well, ya see Norm, it's like this....A herd of

< buffalo can only move as

< < fast as the slowest buffalo. Now when the herd is

< < hunted, the slowest and weakest ones at the back are

< killed first. This

< < natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,

< because the general

< < speed and health of the whole group keeps improving

< by the regular killing

< < of the weakest members.

< <

< < In much the same way, the human brain can only

< operate as fast as the

< < slowest brain cells. Intake of alcohol, as we all

< know, kills brain

< < cells, but naturally, it attacks the slowest and

< weakest brain cells

< < first. In this way, regular consumption of beer

< eliminates the weaker

< < brain cells, making the brain a faster and more

< efficient machine.

< <

< < That's why you always feel smarter after a few

< beers."