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< WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER! ~~~
< < < < < < < << < < * < < < < < << < 1. I can't reach my license unless you < * < < < < < << < hold my beer. (OK in Texas) < < < < < < < << < < * < < < < < << < 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my < * < < < < < << < radar detector wasn't plugged in. < < < < < < < << < < * < < < < < << < 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village < * < < < < < << < People? < < < < < < < << < < * < < < < < << < 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about < * < < < < < << < 125 mph to keep up with me. < * < < < < < << < Good job! < < < < < < < << < < * < < < < < << < 5. Are You Andy or Barney? < < < < < < < << < < * < < < < < << < 6. I thought you had to be in < * < < < < < << < relatively good physical condition < * < < < < < << < to be a police officer. < < < < < < < << < < * < < < < < << < 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, < * < < < < < << < are you? < < < < < < < << < < * < < < < < << < 8. I pay your salary! < < < < < < < << < < * < < < < < << < 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The < * < < < < < << < last officer only gave me a warning, too! < < < < < < < << < < * < < < < < << < 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? < * < < < < < << < Okay, just so one of us does. < < < < < < < << < < * < < < < < << < 11. I was trying to keep up with < * < < < < < << < traffic. Yes, I know there are < * < < < < < << < no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me < * < < < < < << < they are. < < < < < < < << < < * < < < < < << < 12. When the Officer says "Gee < * < < < < < << < Son....Your eyes look red, have < * < < < < < << < you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't < * < < < < < << < respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes < * < < < < < << < look glazed, have you been eating < * < < < < < << < doughnuts?" < < < < < < < << < < * < < < < < << < Forward this to at least 11 people and < * < < < < < << < see what comes on your screen, < * < < < < < << < you will laugh your head off!!!!!!! < * < < < < < << < This works. I don't know how... < < < < < < < << < < < < < Michael Aldrich < Controller < <<...OLE_Obj...<< < (formerly Headland Digital Media) < < (415) 615-5812
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