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X-Apparently-To: cscott_korea@yahoo.com via web4406.mail.yahoo.com X-Track: 1: 40 Received: from tisch.mail.mindspring.net (207.69.200.157) by mta211.mail.yahoo.com with SMTP; 27 Nov 2000 13:30:55 -0800 (PST) Received: from mindspring.com (pool-63.52.62.242.atln.grid.net [63.52.62.242]) by tisch.mail.mindspring.net (8.9.3/8.8.5) with ESMTP id QAA02170; Mon, 27 Nov 2000 16:30:19 -0500 (EST) Message-ID: <3A22EE98.F74CA09C@mindspring.com< Date: Mon, 27 Nov 2000 15:30:37 -0800 From: Charlee Williamson <bacco1@mindspring.com< Reply-To: bacco1@mindspring.com Organization: Ralph Brennan Restaurant Group X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.5 (Macintosh; I; PPC) X-Accept-Language: en MIME-Version: 1.0 To: dke1069@hotmail.com, cscott_korea@yahoo.com Subject: [Fwd: Fwd: FW: Y'allbonics] Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="------------74FCCAAEB593E04064DFB79B" Content-Length: 6800 Return-Path: <MichaelReiss@aol.com< Received: from sprinter.com ([192.41.12.102]) by tyner.mail.mindspring.net (Mindspring Mail Service) with ESMTP id t24uea.rg3.37kbi5q Mon, 27 Nov 2000 10:12:10 -0500 (EST) Received: from imo-r08.mx.aol.com (imo-r08.mx.aol.com [152.163.225.8]) by sprinter.com (8.8.5) id IAA17938; Mon, 27 Nov 2000 08:11:56 -0700 (MST) From: MichaelReiss@aol.com Received: from MichaelReiss@aol.com by imo-r08.mx.aol.com (mail_out_v28.33.) id 5.62.9617640 (673); Mon, 27 Nov 2000 10:11:07 -0500 (EST) Message-ID: <62.9617640.2753d38b@aol.com< Date: Mon, 27 Nov 2000 10:11:07 EST Subject: Fwd: FW: Y'allbonics To: hgabel@neworleans-food.com, cwilliamson@neworleans-food.com, rbrennan@neworleans-food.com MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="part1_62.9617640.2753d38b_boundary" X-Mailer: Unknown sub 171 X-Mozilla-Status2: 00000000 Here's some great verbage for our new "Southern-concept" restaurant! ? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????MJR Return-Path: <patti.micklin@stmsaints.com< Received: from rly-ye04.mx.aol.com (rly-ye04.mail.aol.com [172.18.151.201]) by air-ye04.mail.aol.com (v77.14) with ESMTP; Mon, 27 Nov 2000 09:07:01 -0500 Received: from stmfs02.stmsaints.com (mail.stmsaints.com [38.215.63.11]) by rly-ye04.mx.aol.com (v76_r1.19) with ESMTP; Mon, 27 Nov 2000 09:06:42 -0500 Received: by mail.stmsaints.com with Internet Mail Service (5.5.2650.21) id <VT02T1C0<; Mon, 27 Nov 2000 08:05:25 -0600 Message-ID: <21D7486AFBE2D21185CA00805FBB164E30FED3@mail.stmsaints.com< From: Patti Micklin <patti.micklin@stmsaints.com< To: "Alyson Ray (E-mail)" <ANJRAY5@aol.com<, "Bobbie & Charlie Yuspeh (E-mail)" <byuspeh@aol.com<, "Butzie Reiss (E-mail)" <blreiss@optonline.net<, "Dave Micklin (E-mail)" <MICKTOOTH@aol.com<, "Gretchen Drennan (E-mail)" <gretchendrennan@hotmail.com<, "Leon Reiss (E-mail)" <LReissOD@aol.com<, "Linda Grush (E-mail)" <lgrush@kehoe-france.com<, "Mike Reiss (E-mail)" <michaelreiss@aol.com< Subject: FW: Y'allbonics Date: Mon, 27 Nov 2000 08:05:22 -0600 Return-Receipt-To: Patti Micklin <patti.micklin@stmsaints.com< MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Mailer: Internet Mail Service (5.5.2650.21) Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Subject: Y'allbonics The Association of Southern Schools has decided to pursue some of the seemingly endless taxpayer dollar pipeline through Washington designating Southern slang, or Y'allbonics, as a language to be taught in all Southern schools. The following are excerpts from the Y'allbonics/English dictionary: HEIDI - (noun) Greeting. HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage "Heidi, Hire yew?" BARD - (verb) Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage "My brother bard my pickup truck." JAWJUH - (noun) The state north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner. Usage "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." BAMMER - (noun) The state west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayum. Usage "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,000 in improvements." MUNTS - (noun) A calendar division. Usage "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and Ah ain't herd from him in munts." THANK - (verb) Cognitive process. Usage "Ah thank ah'll have a bare." BARE - (noun) An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and yeast. Usage "Ah thank ah'll have a bare." IGNERT - (adjective) Not smart. See "Arkansas native." Usage "Them bammer boys sure are ignert!" RANCH - (noun) A tool used for tight'nin' bolts. Usage "Ah thank ah left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago." ALL - (noun) A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage "Ah sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck." FAR - (noun) A conflagration. Usage "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch far." TAR - (noun) A rubber wheel. Usage "Gee, Ah hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck." TIRE - (noun) A tall monument. Usage "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, Ah sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime." RETARD - (verb) To stop working. Usage "My grampaw retard at age 65." FAT - (noun), (verb) A battle or combat; to engage in battle or combat. Usage "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup y'uh." RATS - (noun) Entitled power or privilege. Usage "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats." CHEER - (adverb) In this place. Usage "Just set that bare rat cheer." FARN - (adjective) Not domestic. Usage "Ah cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed... must be from some farn country." DID - (adjective) - Not alive. Usage "He's did, Jim." ARE - (noun) A colorless, odorless gas- Oxygen. Usage "He cain't breathe..give 'im some ARE!" BOB WAR - (non) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence." JEW HERE - (noun) and (verb) contraction. Usage "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?" HAZE - a contraction. Usage "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah...haze ignert. He ain't thanked but a minnit'n 'is laf." SEED - (verb) past tense of "to see". VIEW - contraction (verb) and pronoun. Usage "Ah ain't never seed New York City... 'view?" GUBMINT - (noun) - A bureaucratic institution. Usage "Them gubmint boys shore is ignert."
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