Fwd: Married for only two weeks!

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Ted Noble
08/28/2000 12:34 PM
To: Susan M Scott/HOU/ECT@ECT
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Subject: Fwd: Married for only two weeks!

This is pretty good.

---------------------- Forwarded by Ted Noble/HOU/ECT on 08/28/2000 12:33 PM
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"Fritz Noble" <fritznoble@hotmail.com< on 08/28/2000 11:38:50 AM
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Subject: Fwd: Married for only two weeks!

<From: CarTayBri@aol.com
<To: FritzNoble@hotmail.com
<Subject: Married for only two weeks!
<Date: Sun, 27 Aug 2000 18:17:42 EDT
<
<This couple had only been married for two weeks.
<
<The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out into town
<and party with his old buddies, so he says to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be
<right back..."
<
<"Where are you going coochy cooh...?" asked the wife.
<
<"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
<
<The wife says to him, "You want a beer my love?"
<Then she opens the door to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different
<kinds
<of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India,
<etc.
<
<The husband doesn't know what to do, and the only thing that he can think
<of
<saying is,
<"Yes, loolie loolie...but the bar.... you know...the frozen glass..."
<
<He didn't get to finish the sentence, when the wife interrupts him by
<saying,
<"You want a frozen glass puppy face?" She takes a huge beer mug out of the
<freezer so frozen that she was getting chills holding it.
<
<The husband, looking a bit pale, says, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar
<they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be
<long.
<I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
<
<"You want hors d'oeuvres poochi pooh?" She opens the oven and takes out 15
<dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in a blanket,
<mushroom caps, porkstrips, etc.
<
<"But sweet honey...at the bar...you know...the swearing, the dirty words
<and
<all that..."
<
<"You want dirty words cutie pie?...
<HERE, DRINK YOUR FUCKING BEER IN YOUR FROZEN FUCKING MUG AND EAT YOUR
<FUCKING
<SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT ASSHOLE?!!"

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