Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

- Oscar Wilde

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

- Henny Youngman

"Wit is educated insolence."
- Aristotle (284-322 B.C.)

"I think - therefore I'm single."

- Lizz Winstead

It is with true love as it is with ghosts;
everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-La Rochefoucauld

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in
awhile, you might miss it."
-Ferris Beuller's Day Off

Arnold: "I've taught myself how to cook, sew, fix plumbing and even give
myself a pat on the back when necessary. The only things I need from
anyone is love and respect and anyone who can't give me that has no
place in my life"