FW: woman's random thoughts....

---------------------- Forwarded by Kori Loibl/HOU/ECT on 11/10/2000 09:05 AM
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Purvi Patel
11/10/2000 09:01 AM
To: Kori Loibl/HOU/ECT@ECT, Sheetal Patel/HOU/ECT@ECT, Alicia
Perkins/HOU/EES@EES, Heather Alon/HOU/ECT@ECT, Sarah Shimeall/HOU/EES@EES
cc:
Subject: FW: woman's random thoughts....

< < <<< < << <A Woman's Random Thoughts
< < <<< < << << <
< < <<< < << << < I read this article that said
< < <<< < << << < typical symptoms of stress
< < <<< < << << < are eating too much, smoking
< < <<< < << << < too much, impulse buying and
< < <<< < << << < driving too fast.
< < <<< < << << < Are they kidding? That is my
< < <<< < << << < idea of a perfect day.

< < <<< < << << <
< < <<< < << << < Skinny people piss me off!
< < <<< < << << < Especially when they say
< < <<< < << << < things like, "You know
< < <<< < << << < sometimes I forget to eat."
< < <<< < << << < Now, I've forgotten my
< < <<< < << << < address,
< < <<< < << << < my mother's maiden name, and
< < <<< < << << < my keys. But I've never
< < <<< < << << < forgotten to eat. You have to
< < <<< < << << < be a special kind of stupid to
< < <<< < << << < forget to eat.

< < <<< < << << <
< < <<< < << << < A friend of mine confused her
< < <<< < << << < valium with her birth control
< < <<< < << << < pills.. She had 14 kids, but
< < <<< < << << < she doesn't give a shit.

< < <<< < << << <
< < <<< < << << < They keep telling us to get in
< < <<< < << << < touch with our bodies. Mine
< < <<< < << << < isn't all that communicative
< < <<< < << << < but I heard from it the other
< < <<< < << << < day after I said, "Body, how'd
< < <<< < << << < you like to go to the six
< < <<< < << << < o'clock class in vigorous
< < <<< < << << < toning?" Clear as a bell my
< < <<< < << << < body said, "listen bitch...do
< < <<< < << << < it and you die."

< < <<< < << << <
< < <<< < << << < The trouble with some women is
< < <<< < << << < that they get all excited
< < <<< < << << < about nothing and then they
< < <<< < << << < marry him.
< < <<< < << << <

< < <<< < << << < I know what Victoria's Secret
< < <<< < << << < is. The secret is that nobody
< < <<< < << << < older than 30 can fit into
< < <<< < << << < their stuff.

< < <<< < << << <
< < <<< < << << < "If men can run the world, why
< < <<< < << << < can't they stop wearing
< < <<< < << << < neckties?
< < <<< < << << < How intelligent is it to start
< < <<< < << << < the day by tying a noose
< < <<< < << << < around your neck?"
< < <<< < << << <

< < <<< < << << < Send this to five bright,
< < <<< < << << < funny women you know and make
< < <<< < << << < their day!!!!