Fw: Difference Between A Republican & A Democrat

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Subject: Difference Between A Republican & A Democrat
This is really funny
<Difference Between A Republican & A Democrat:
<
<A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered
<altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted,
< "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an
<hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
<
<The man consulted his GPS and replied, "You're are in a hot air
<balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
<above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and
<100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."
<
<"You must be a Republican," said the balloonist.
<
<"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
<
<"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is
<technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your
<information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been
<much help so far."
<
<The man responded, "You must be a Democrat." "I am," replied the
<balloonist, "but how did you know?"
<
<"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are
<going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot
<air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you
<expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in exactly the
<same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my
<fault !!"
<

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<Difference Between A Republican & A Democrat:
<
<A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered
<altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted,
< "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an
<hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
<
<The man consulted his GPS and replied, "You're are in a hot air
<balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
<above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and
<100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."
<
<"You must be a Republican," said the balloonist.
<
<"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
<
<"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is
<technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your
<information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been
<much help so far."
<
<The man responded, "You must be a Democrat." "I am," replied the
<balloonist, "but how did you know?"
<
<"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are
<going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot
<air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you
<expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in exactly the
<same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my
<fault !!"
<
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<Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger
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