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-------------Forwarded Message----------------- From: Robert L Gibson, RobertHootGibson To: Chuck Scott, CHARLIECOYOTE Date: 6/24/01 11:23 PM RE: Fwd: Fw: Warning - alcohol I'm not sure why I thought immediately of you when I read this, but I did. I told John that between you and I, we had covered the entire waterfront. Hoot -------------Forwarded Message----------------- From: INTERNET:Johnburton1@aol.com, INTERNET:Johnburton1@aol.com To: [unknown], INTERNET:zip.trask@flsminc.com [unknown], INTERNET:rmccoy56@hotmail.com [unknown], INTERNET:BGeracie@sjmercury.com [unknown], INTERNET:chefchick1@juno.com [unknown], RobertHootGibson Date: 6/20/01 7:41 AM RE: Fwd: Fw: Warning - alcohol Alcohol warnings.... < < Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer Brewers < have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be < placed immediately on all beer containers: < < WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the < hell happened to your bra. (Apparently this has happened to several < people?!) < < WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are < whispering when you are not. < < WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a < retard. < < WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends < over and over again that you love them. < < WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. < < WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that < ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the < morning. < < WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically < converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. < < WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical < Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your butt kicked. < < WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the < morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you < can't remember). < < WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable < rug burns on the forehead. < < WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you < are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. < < WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are < invisible. < < WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are < laughing WITH you. < < WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the < time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time < may seem to literally disappear. << ----------------------- Internet Header -------------------------------- Sender: Johnburton1@aol.com Received: from imo-m01.mx.aol.com (imo-m01.mx.aol.com [64.12.136.4]) by siaag1aa.compuserve.com (8.9.3/8.9.3/SUN-1.9) with ESMTP id IAA29342 for <RobertHootGibson@compuserve.com<; Wed, 20 Jun 2001 08:41:09 -0400 (EDT) From: Johnburton1@aol.com Received: from Johnburton1@aol.com by imo-m01.mx.aol.com (mail_out_v30.22.) id o.104.4f3ccd6 (9761); Wed, 20 Jun 2001 08:40:59 -0400 (EDT) Message-ID: <104.4f3ccd6.2861f3db@aol.com< Date: Wed, 20 Jun 2001 08:40:59 EDT Subject: Fwd: Fw: Warning - alcohol To: chefchick1@juno.com, BGeracie@sjmercury.com, RobertHootGibson@compuserve.com, rmccoy56@hotmail.com, zip.trask@flsminc.com MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="part1_104.4f3ccd6.2861f3db_boundary" X-Mailer: AOL 5.0 for Windows sub 138
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