Re: I wish I could claim this as my own.

I am somewhat frightened that you would allow yourself to be referred to as
MaximMan. While I realize you are a fan of the magazine, professing so too
loudly may hinder your efforts with the ladies (some of us do have a shread
of dignity, which that periodical in particular attempts to tear away). My
advice is keep it in the closet or bathroom or where ever it comes in most
"handy".