Fwd: FW: Golf Story

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From: "Lang, Caroline" <caroline.lang@sothebys.com<
To: "'dabraver@aol.com'" <dabraver@aol.com<
Subject: FW: Golf Story
Date: Wed, 29 Aug 2001 12:44:00 +0100
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pain if
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asked
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wonderful.
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Date: Tuesday, August 14, 2001 12:51 PM
Subject: Golf Story

<
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<A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The
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<first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed
<
<directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
<
<
<Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his
<
<hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll
<
<around in evident agony.
<
<
<The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
<
<She explained that she was a physical therapist: "Please allow me to
<
<help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if
<
<you'd allow me," she told him earnestly.
<
<
<"Ummph, ooooh, nnooooo, I'll be all right...I'll be fine in a few
<
<minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position
still
<
<clasping his hands together at his crotch.
<
<
<But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She
<
<gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his
<
<pants,
<
<and she put her hands inside and began to massage him. She then asked
<
<him, "How does that feel?" To which he replied, "It feels wonderful.
<
<I've almost forgotten how much my thumb hurts."
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