joke

Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly
< Gates, Saint
< Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you
< have NO idea the
< lengths that some people will go to to sneak into
< Heaven. Can you
< prove who you really are?"
<
< Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could
< I have a blackboard
< and some chalk?"
<
< Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and
< chalk instantly
< appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane
< mathematics and
< symbols his theory of relativity.
<
< Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE
< Einstein!" he says.
< "Welcome to heaven!"
<
< The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint
< Peter asks for
< credentials.
<
< Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and
< chalk?"
<
< Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."
<
< Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a
< truly stunning mural
< with just a few strokes of chalk.
<
< Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist
< you claim to be!"
< he says. "Come on in!"
<
< Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush.
< Saint Peter
< scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso
< both managed to
< prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"
<
< George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are
< Einstein and Picasso?"
<
< Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."
<