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From:shackleton@austin.rr.com
To:smu-betas@yahoogroups.com
Subject:[smu-betas] Drow breaks out the lunch box
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Date:Wed, 31 Oct 2001 21:42:37 -0800 (PST)

Drow,
When I opened your email, I figured you'd clear the confusion about
membership order in the upper 400's since you have access to the Gamma Omega
registry. And being the ex-Pres you know the official ruling on pledge
order. But then I realized "waaiit a minute, Drow won't give a flying ef
about that,
he'll probably hang someone instead." Nailed it. Hung the Okies, lyin' old
bastards, the Exxon queen, and mopped us all with the homo sobriquet in less
than 100 words. Still on top of your game. So, now that you got the
revenue machine rolling again, do we have to pay you for short stories or
are you going drag your sorry, tired ass up to the PC every night and keep
us entertained regularly for free? I think we all know the answer to that
one, 'cause I used to be the Treasurer for these homos and they only paid
enough to keep Elzie and brothers awash in beer. Hell, we were so strapped
we had to tape the stolen McDonalds flag over the broken window in the Beta
house shower to keep from freezing our sacks. Sorry the retirement ended,
but you gotta love that new revenue. Stay in touch, bro.

-kai-
Shack


----- Original Message -----
From: woody berry <boethia@hotmail.com<
To: <smu-betas@yahoogroups.com<
Sent: Wednesday, October 31, 2001 5:14 PM
Subject: Re: [smu-betas] Dent's wrath


< Brothers oh brothers,
< Let's see, we have Dent and Miller a feuding and they both live in
< Oklahoma so who really gives a shit anyway? We've got Beta's older than
me
< re-acquainting themselves with each other an STILL lying about their grade
< points. We've got fricking Wilson Jones mentions on this line??????
Have
< some standards boys. Should have handled that little weasel myself for
< giving pledges dorg secrets back in 74. All that's missing is Rob Rossell
< chiming in with his famous pledge court quote, "Mr. Dent has been out to
< personally hang my ass ever since I accepted the bid" and the circle would
< be complete eh?
<
< Kai Woogie
< Drow
<
< PS. If you homos don't hear from me as often, fret not. I finally broke
< down and came out of early retirement and cranked up the revenue machine
< again. I'll still be looking in, promise.
<
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