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The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content. I live in my own little world. But it's OK ... they know me here. I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "GUESS" on it. I said, "Implants?" I don't do drugs any more 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing up really fast. Sign in Chinese pet store: "Buy one dog, get one flea." I got a sweater for Christmas . . . I wanted a screamer or a moaner. I don't approve of political jokes . . . I've seen too many of them get elected. The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley. I married my wife for her looks ... but not the ones she's been giving me lately! Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted. If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway? Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool? Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative. When next time you feel like complaining, remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!" Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave a footprint on your heart _________________________________________________________________ < Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com <
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