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From:jeffrey.oh@enron.com
To:kourtney.nelson@enron.com, kate.symes@enron.com, tracy.ngo@enron.com,susan.rance@enron.com
Subject:Fwd: More words of wisdom...
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Date:Wed, 1 Nov 2000 00:14:00 -0800 (PST)


< <<This is to voice the rights of ALL the women in
< the world.
< <<
< <<GIRL POWER!!!
< <<Men are scum! Women are future rulers of the
< world!
< <<allen
< <<
< <<
< <<
< <<<< A WOMEN'S PLACE IS
< <<<< IN THE HOUSE-
< <<<< AND IN THE SENATE.
< <<<<
< <<<< MEN ARE LIKE
< <<<< TOILETS-EITHER OCCUPIED OR FULL OF SHIT.
< <<<<
< <<<< MENopause
< <<<< MENtal anxiety
< <<<< MENstrual cramps
< <<<< MENtal breakdown...
< <<<<
< <<<< Ever notice how all our problems begin with
< MEN?
< <<<<
< <<<<
< <<<< SURE, GOD MADE MEN BEFORE WOMEN, BUT EVERYONE
< HAS TO MAKE A ROUGH
< <<<< DRAFT
< <<<< BEFORE A FINAL COPY!
< <<<<
< <<<< GOD MADE RIVERS,
< <<<< GOD MADE LAKES,
< <<<< GOD MADE MEN,
< <<<< WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES!!!
< <<<<
< <<<<
< <<<< OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK AS BUSY AS A MAN-I DID
< IT RIGHT THE FIRST
< <<<< TIME!
< <<<<
< <<<< MEN HAVE THE POWER TO DESTROY THE EARTH, BUT
< <<<< WOMEN HAVE THE WISDOM
< <<<< TO SAVE IT!
< <<<<
< <<<< IF WOMEN HAVE 2 X
< <<<< CHROMOSOMES AND MEN ONLY HAVE ONE, THEN THAT
< MEANS
< <<<< WOMEN ARE 100%
< <<<< WOMEN AND MEN ARE 50% WOMEN.
< <<<<
< <<<< I WISH MY MOM WOULD HAVE TOLD
< <<<< ME THE SAME THING ABOUT GUYS AS SHE
< <<<< SAID TO ME ABOUT HORROR MOVIES
< <<<< WHEN I WAS FIVE-DON'T WORRY HONEY-IT'S
< <<<< ALL FAKE!
< <<<<
< <<<<
< <<<< NEVER CRY OVER A GUY!
< <<<<
< <<<< BEHIND EVERY GREAT MAN IS A GREATER WOMAN.
< <<<<
< <<<< YOU HAVE TO KISS A LOT OF FROGS BEFORE YOU
< KISS A PRINCE.
< <<<<
< <<<< WHEN GOD MADE MEN, SHE WAS ONLY KIDDING!
< <<<<
< <<<<
< <<<< GOD CREATED DINOSAURS,
< <<<< GOD DESTROYED DINOSAURS.
< <<<< GOD CREATED MAN,
< <<<< MAN DESTROYS GOD..
< <<<< MAN CREATES
< <<<< DINOSAURS,
< <<<< DINOSAURS DESTROY MAN...
< <<<< WOMEN INHERIT THE EARTH!
< <<<<
< <<<< SEND THIS TO EVERY GIRL YOU KNOW TO SPREAD
< THE
< <<<< MESSAGE
< <<
< <<Yeah! Send this message!! Go Girls!!