RE: Birthday Camper

I know - it's amazing that in this age of technological wizardry we are
forced to resort to some of the cheesiest hijinks known to man. Of course, if
I was one of those technological wizards, I'd just come up with my own e-mail
birthday greeting, and it would KICK ASS! Anyway, just to take even more of
the fun out of your birthday, I thought I'd just go ahead and let you know
what I'm getting you: money. Of course. I'm actually paying you back the $200
I still owe you, and kicking in an extra $50. How's that sound? It should
reach you by next Thursday (when I get paid), so you can plan you're life
around it's arrival accordingly. Would it be easier for you to cash a check
or a money order? I think cash in the mail is a little too risky. I can also
use that money to buy you something, get you a Safeway gift certificate,
c.d.'s, etc., if you'd rather. Let me know what you're preference is - this
bank is willing to work with any customer requests. Hope your birthday rocks.
I'm sorry I couldn't be there to celebrate (read: get insanely inebriated)
with you, and that I couldn't contribute to the birthday fund sooner.

Love,
Kate