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---------------------- Forwarded by Mark - ECT Legal Taylor/HOU/ECT on
01/12/99 09:23 AM --------------------------- To: Danny.Holland@EngageEnergy.com, CThomas489@aol.com, Jeff_King@mercer.com, RCC515@aol.com, ERIC PRATT <EPRATT@BARONBUDD.COM<, Mark - ECT Legal Taylor/HOU/ECT, Steve Flynn <sflynn@ei.enron.com<, Wendy Zugin <wzugin@bigcity.net< cc: Kathy.Amendt@BankAmerica.com, JoAnn.Forouzan@BankAmerica.com, Rowena.Mitchell@BankAmerica.com, Richard.McLean@BankAmerica.com, Judith.A.Tamayo@BankAmerica.com, Phyllis.Tennard@BankAmerica.com, Beth.Erwin@BankAmerica.com bcc: Subject: FW: Humour this is pretty funny.. sorry that it didn't come out as a clean print; its a forward of a forward (so on ...) this is rated G! <State Mottos << << << < << << << < << << << < << << << << < < < < Alabama: << << << < < < < At Least We're not Mississippi << << << < < < < << << << < < < < Alaska: << << << < < < < 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong! << << << < < < < << << << < < < < Arizona: << << << < < < < But It's a Dry Heat << << << < < < < << << << < < < < Arkansas: << << << < < < < Litterasy Ain't Everthing << << << < < < < << << << < < < < California: << << << < < < < As Seen on TV << << << < < < < << << << < < < < Colorado: << << << < < < < If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother << << << < < < < << << << < < < < Connecticut: << << << < < < < Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character << << << < < < < << << << < < < < Delaware: << << << < < < < We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water << << << < < < < << << << < < < < Florida: << << << < < < < Ask Us About Our Grandkids << << << < < < < << << << < < < < Georgia: << << << < < < < We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism << << << < < < < << << << < < < < Hawaii: << << << < < < < Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru << << << < < < < (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) << << << < < < < << << << < < < < Idaho: << << << < < < < More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, << << << < < < < But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good << << << < < < < << << << < < < < Illinois: << << << < < < < Please Don't Pronounce the "S" << << << < < < < << << << < < < < Indiana: << << << < < < < 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free << << << < < < < << << << < < < < Iowa: << << << < < < < We Do Amazing Things With Corn << << << < < < < << << << < < < < Kansas: << << << < < < < First Of The Rectangle States << << << < < < < << << << < < < < Kentucky: << << << < < < < Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names << << << < < < < << << << < < < < Louisiana: << << << < < < < We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, << << << < < < < But That's Our Tourism Campaign << << << < < < < << << << < < < < Maine: << << << < < < < We're Really Cold, << << << < < < < But We Have Cheap Lobster << << << < < < < << << << < < < < Maryland: << << << < < < < A Thinking Man's Delaware << << << < < < < << << << < < < < Massachusetts: << << << < < < < Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's << << << < < < < (For Most Tax Brackets) << << << < < < < << << << < < < < Michigan: << << << < < < < First Line of Defense From the Canadians << << << < < < < << << << < < < < Minnesota: << << << < < < < "10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000 Mosquitoes" << << << < < < < << << << < < < < Mississippi: << << << < < < < Come Feel Better About Your Own State << << << < < < < << << << < < < < Missouri: << << << < < < < Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work << << << < < < < << << << < < < < Montana: << << << < < < < Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, << << << < < < < and Very Little Else << << << < < < < << << << < < < < Nebraska: << << << < < < < Ask About Our State Motto Contest << << << < < < < << << << < < < < Nevada: << << << < < < < Whores and Poker! << << << < < < < << << << < < < < New Hampshire: << << << < < < < Go Away and Leave Us Alone << << << < < < < << << << < < < < New Jersey: << << << < < < < Ya Wanna ##$%##! Motto? << << << < < < < I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Heah! << << << < < < < << << << < < < < New Mexico: << << << < < < < Lizards Make Excellent Pets << << << < < < < << <New York:You Have the Right to Remain Silent, <You Have the Right to an Attorney... <North Carolina:Tobacco is a Vegetable <North Dakota:We Really are One of the 50 States! <Ohio:We Wish We Were In Michigan <Oklahoma:Like the Play, only No Singing <Oregon:< << < < < < Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner <Pennsylvania:< << < < < < Cook With Coal <Rhode Island:< << < < < < We're Not REALLY An Island <South Carolina:< << < < < < Remember the Civil War? << << < < < < We Didn't Actually Surrender. <South Dakota:< << < < < < Closer Than North Dakota <Tennessee:< << < < < < The Educashun State <Texas:< << < < < < Si' Hablo Ing'les << << < < < < (Yes, I speak English) <Utah:< << < < < < Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus <Vermont:< << < < < < Yep <Virginia:< << < < < < Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't <Mix? <Washington:<<<<Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers! <Washington, D.C.< << < < < < Wanna Be Mayor? <West Virginia:< << < < < < One Big Happy Family -- Really! <Wisconsin:< << < < < < Eat Cheese or Die <Wyoming: < < < < Wynot? <==========================
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