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Hope you're having a pleasant first week of 1999. Thought I would forward
this on.....I found that 16, 15, 14, 8, 7, 2 and 1 hit a little too close to home. < < TOP 22 SIGNS THAT YOU HAVE HAD TOO MUCH OF THE '90s < < 22. Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast-food bags out of < the back seat of your car. < < 21. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not < have e-mail addresses. < < 20. Keeping up with sports entails adding ESPN's home page to your < bookmarks. < < 19. You have a "to do" list that includes entries for lunch and bathroom < beaks, and they are the ones that never get crossed off. < < 18. You have actually faxed your Christmas list to your parents. < < 17. Pick-up lines now include a reference to liquid assets and capital < gains. < < 16. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow. < < 15. You assume the question "to valet-park or not" is rhetorical. < < 14. You refer to your dining-room table as the flat filing cabinet. < < 13. Your idea of being organised is multiple-coloured post-it notes. < < 12. Your grocery list has been on your refrigerator so long some of the < products don't even exist any more. < < 11. You lecture the neighbourhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve < their process. < < 10. You get all excited when it's Saturday and you can wear sweats to < work. < < 9. You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables. < < 8. You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a < living. < < 7. You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive < restaurant in town in the same week. < < 6. You think that "progressing an action plan" and "calendarizing a < project" are acceptable English phrases. < < 5. You know the people at the airport hotels better than you know your < next-door neighbours. < < 4. You ask your friends to "think out of the box" when making Friday < night plans. < < 3. You think Einstein would have been more effective if he had put his < ideas into a matrix. < < 2. You think a "half day" means leaving at 5 o'clock. < < < And the number 1 sign you've had too much of the 90's: < < 1. You get most of your jokes in e-mail instead of in person. < <
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