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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines I'm terribly concerned about my memory, but for the life of me I can't remember why The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met I intend to live forever - so far, so good If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of Televangelists: The professional wrestlers of religion When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder We all have a photographic memory. Some of us have just run out of film OK, so what's the speed of dark? Black holes are where God divided by zero
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