Re

To: Crusty ("Falafel") Toiletfanny
From: Pinky Gerbilbuns

Glad to see you're keeping busy!

Me Too!

Ted Bockius <Ted.Bockius@ivita.com<
06/27/2000 11:17 AM

To: "'mark.taylor@enron.com'" <mark.taylor@enron.com<
cc:
Subject: Re

Let's all?take a moment out of the day today tobe?goofy!?

Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW?firstname:
??
??a = stinky
??b = lumpy
??c = buttercup
??d = dorkey
??e = crusty
??f = greasy
??g = fluffy
??h = cheeseball
??i = chim-chim
??j = poopsie
??k = flunky
??l = booger
??m = pinky
??n = zippy
??o = goober
??p = doofus
??q = slimy
??r = loopy
??s = snotty
??t = falafel
??u= gidget
??v = squeezit
??w = oprah
??x = skipper
??y = dinky
??z = zsa-zsa
??
??Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half?of?
your?NEW last name:
??
??a = diaper
??b = toilet
??c = giggle
??d = bubble
??e = girdle
??f = barf
??g = lizard
??h = waffle
??i = cootie
??j = monkey
??k = potty
??l = liver
??m = banana
??n = rhino
??o = burger
??p = hamster
??q = toad
??r = gizzard
??s = pizza
??t = gerbil
??u = chicken
??v = pickle
??w = chuckle
??x = tofu
??y = gorilla
??z = stinker
??
Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half
of?your?NEW last name:
?
?a = head
?b = mouth
?c = face
?d = nose
?e = tush
?f = breath
?g = pants
?h = shorts
?i = lips
?j = honker
?k = butt
?l = brain
?m = tushie
?n = chunks
?o = hiney
?p = biscuits
?q = toes
?r = buns
?s = fanny
?t = sniffer
?u = sprinkles
?v = kisser
?w = squirt
?x = humperdinck
?y = brains
?z = juice
?
Thus, for example, George Bush's new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts.....?
and?Al?Gore would be Stinky Lizardtush.
Send this to your friends with your new name in the subject.
?
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