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< <Heart Doctor & Mechanic < < < <A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a < <Harley, when he spotted a world-famous heart surgeon in his < <shop. The heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager < <to come take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across < <the garage, "Hey Doc can I ask you a question?" < < < <The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the < <mechanic working on the motorcycle. < < < <The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and < <asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I also can open hearts, < <take valves out, fix 'em, put in new parts and when I finish < <this will work just like a new one. So how come I get a < <pittance and you get the really big money, when you and I < <are doing basically the same work?" < < < <The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered < <to the mechanic... < <..."Try doing it with the engine running!" < < < _________________________________________________________________ < < -
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