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Return-path: <DBPENNINGTON@aol.com< From: DBPENNINGTON@aol.com Full-name: DBPENNINGTON Message-ID: <6.21150361.29512160@aol.com< Date: Tue, 18 Dec 2001 17:46:56 EST Subject: Fwd: fun stuff To: EATNCROW@WYOMING.COM, Pugezmum@aol.com, raprhowe@earthlink.net, kartchnerd@qwest.net, jenniferkifer@earthlink.net, CMcDaniel@us.shire.com, LydiMac@aol.com, leslielynn00@hotmail.com, KristensHair@aol.com, corplan1@airmail.net MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="part2_65.1fc5fa7b.29512160_boundary" X-Mailer: AOL 6.0 for Windows US sub 10539 Return-path: <LauraYH@aol.com< From: LauraYH@aol.com Full-name: LauraYH Message-ID: <6e.14d5fb9c.2950b51d@aol.com< Date: Tue, 18 Dec 2001 10:05:01 EST Subject: Fwd: fun stuff To: ambrosemarcie@hotmail.com, DBPENNINGTON@aol.com, caa84092@yahoo.com, sandilcall@juno.com, cbambrose@hotmail.com, e2franks@hotmail.com, george@layton-const.com, heypaula717@msn.com, jeff@ambrosephoto.com, Kelsonkorner@aol.com, kpensel@extraspace.com, lethal@att.net, loris-place@juno.com, thepogues4@msn.com, WWBSLC@aol.com MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="part3_65.1fc5fa7b.2950b51d_boundary" X-Mailer: AOL 6.0 for Windows US sub 10551 Return-Path: <slnickman@mmm.com< Received: from rly-xf05.mx.aol.com (rly-xf05.mail.aol.com [172.20.105.229]) by air-xf03.mail.aol.com (v82.22) with ESMTP id MAILINXF310-1217153003; Mon, 17 Dec 2001 15:30:03 1900 Received: from sulu.mmm.com (sulu.mmm.com [192.28.4.21]) by rly-xf05.mx.aol.com (v82.22) with ESMTP id MAILRELAYINXF51-1217152944; Mon, 17 Dec 2001 15:29:44 -0500 Received: from em-stpmta-01.mmm.com (em-stpmta-01.mmm.com [169.10.8.228]) by sulu.mmm.com (8.8.7/8.8.7) with SMTP id OAA21451; Mon, 17 Dec 2001 14:29:43 -0600 (CST) Received: by em-stpmta-01.mmm.com(Lotus SMTP MTA v4.6.5 (863.2 5-20-1999)) id 86256B25.007093A3 ; Mon, 17 Dec 2001 14:29:38 -0600 X-Lotus-FromDomain: 3M-CORPORATE From: slnickman@mmm.com To: LauraYH@aol.com, kimmcmullen@earthlink.net Message-ID: <86256B25.00709151.00@em-stpmta-01.mmm.com< Date: Mon, 17 Dec 2001 13:29:30 -0700 Subject: Fwd: fun stuff Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-type: multipart/mixed ; Boundary="0__=bmStxGzaEsGBfqaShC76WtSsJzZLY9Aal77Jd1L6XoHknNgJ2tTce3cr" Content-Disposition: inline X-Mailer: Unknown (No Version) If you need a silly laugh in the midst of the holiday rush, these are great. Wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards. NAIVE Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? OK...so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans ? If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it? There are three religious truths: 1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as leader of the Christian faith. 3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. - att1.htm
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