FW: For Your Mental Health

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From: Miller, Stephanie
Sent: Monday, August 06, 2001 2:12 PM
To: Ward, Kim S (Houston); Polsky, Phil
Subject: FW: For Your Mental Health

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From: "O'Toole, Sharon" <Sharon.OToole@ElPaso.com<@ENRON [mailto:IMCEANOTES-+22O+27Toole+2C+20Sharon+22+20+3CSharon+2EOToole+40ElPaso+2Ecom+3E+40ENRON@ENRON.com]
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Subject: FW: For Your Mental Health

< < < HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
< < <
< < < 1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with
< < < sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing
< < < cars. See if they slow down.
< < <
< < < 2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise
< < < your voice.
< < <
< < < 3) Insist that your e mail address is:
< < < Xena-Warrior-Princess@OCDSB.edu.on.ca
< < < mailto:Xena-Warrior-Princess@OCDSB.edu.on.ca<
< < < or
< < < Elvis-the-King@OCDSB.edu.on.ca
< < < mailto:Elvis-the-King@OCDSB.edu.on.ca<
< < <
< < < 4) Every time someone asks you to do something,
< < < ask if they want fries with that.
< < <
< < < 5) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it
< < < "IN."
< < <
< < < 6) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once
< < < everyone has gotten over their caffeine
< < < addictions,
< < < switch to espresso.
< < <
< < < 7) In the memo field of all your cheques , write "
< < < FOR SEXUAL FAVORS".
< < <
< < < 8) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance
< < < with the prophecy."
< < <
< < < 9) Don't use any punctuation
< < <
< < < 10) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
< < <
< < < 11) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh
< < < hysterically after they answer.
< < <
< < < 12) Specify that your drive-through order is "to
< < < go."
< < <
< < < 13) Sing along at the opera.
< < <
< < < 14) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems
< < < don't rhyme.
< < <
< < < 15) Put mosquito netting around your work area.
< < < Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
< < <
< < < 16) Five days in advance, tell your friends you
< < < can't
< < < attend their party because you're not in the
< < < mood.
< < <
< < < 17) Have your coworkers address you by your
< < < wrestling name, Rock Hard.
< < <
< < < 18) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I
< < < Won!", "I Won!" "3rd time this week!!!"
< < <
< < < 19) When leaving the zoo, start running towards
< < < the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives,
< < < they're
< < < loose!"
< < <
< < < 20) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the
< < < economy,
< < < we are going to have to let one of you go
< < <
< < < And the final way to keep a healthy level of
< < < insanity....
< < <
< < < 21) Send this e-mail to everyone in your address
< < < book, even if they sent it to you or have
< < < asked
< < < you not to send them stuff like this.
< < <
< < <

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