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It was very fun - and busy. Glad to see everyone and to hang out with Harriet and Angie for more than a few minutes. how was your weekend? Did you go to greenwood?
-----Original Message----- From: "Wes Kersey" <wk@transcarriers.com<@ENRON [mailto:IMCEANOTES-+22Wes+20Kersey+22+20+3Cwk+40transcarriers+2Ecom+3E+40ENRON@ENRON.com] Sent: Monday, August 06, 2001 2:41 PM To: Ward, Kim S (Houston) Subject: RE: For Your Mental Health How was the reunion???? -----Original Message----- From: Ward, Kim S (Houston) [mailto:Kim.Ward@enron.com] Sent: Monday, August 06, 2001 2:29 PM To: Angie Conner (E-mail); Ann Sutton (E-mail); Brad Fagan (E-mail); Cathy Pocock (E-mail); Chris Todd (E-mail); Cindy Tarsi (E-mail); Christopher Smith (E-mail); David Hutchens (E-mail); Eric Strickland (E-mail); Gayleen Barrett (E-mail); Ginger& Michael Brown (E-mail); Harriet Turk (E-mail); Herman Green (E-mail); Slone, Jeanie; Jerry Ward (E-mail); Lisa Rosenberg (E-mail); Mary Beer (Ellen) (E-mail); Melissa Reese (E-mail); Mike & Rosalia Nolan (E-mail); Natalie Boehmer (E-mail); Theresa Cline (E-mail); Tina lovett (E-mail); Tricia Tlapek (E-mail); Wes Kersey (E-mail); Mainzer, Elliot; Cross, Edith EES; wenderachels@aol.com; Rosman, Stewart; Vann, Suzanne; Olinger, Kimberly S.; Fuller, Dave; Lucci, Paul Subject: FW: For Your Mental Health This is hilarious! Kim < < < < HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY < < < < < < < < 1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with < < < < sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing < < < < cars. See if they slow down. < < < < < < < < 2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise < < < < your voice. < < < < < < < < 3) Insist that your e mail address is: < < < < Xena-Warrior-Princess@OCDSB.edu.on.ca < < < < mailto:Xena-Warrior-Princess@OCDSB.edu.on.ca< < < < < or < < < < Elvis-the-King@OCDSB.edu.on.ca < < < < mailto:Elvis-the-King@OCDSB.edu.on.ca< < < < < < < < < 4) Every time someone asks you to do something, < < < < ask if they want fries with that. < < < < < < < < 5) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it < < < < "IN." < < < < < < < < 6) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once < < < < everyone has gotten over their caffeine < < < < addictions, < < < < switch to espresso. < < < < < < < < 7) In the memo field of all your cheques , write " < < < < FOR SEXUAL FAVORS". < < < < < < < < 8) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance < < < < with the prophecy." < < < < < < < < 9) Don't use any punctuation < < < < < < < < 10) As often as possible, skip rather than walk. < < < < < < < < 11) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh < < < < hysterically after they answer. < < < < < < < < 12) Specify that your drive-through order is "to < < < < go." < < < < < < < < 13) Sing along at the opera. < < < < < < < < 14) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems < < < < don't rhyme. < < < < < < < < 15) Put mosquito netting around your work area. < < < < Play a tape of jungle sounds all day. < < < < < < < < 16) Five days in advance, tell your friends you < < < < can't < < < < attend their party because you're not in the < < < < mood. < < < < < < < < 17) Have your coworkers address you by your < < < < wrestling name, Rock Hard. < < < < < < < < 18) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I < < < < Won!", "I Won!" "3rd time this week!!!" < < < < < < < < 19) When leaving the zoo, start running towards < < < < the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, < < < < they're < < < < loose!" < < < < < < < < 20) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the < < < < economy, < < < < we are going to have to let one of you go < < < < < < < < And the final way to keep a healthy level of < < < < insanity.... < < < < < < < < 21) Send this e-mail to everyone in your address < < < < book, even if they sent it to you or have < < < < asked < < < < you not to send them stuff like this. < < < < < < < < < < < ****************************************************************** < This email and any files transmitted with it from the ElPaso < Corporation are confidential and intended solely for the < use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. < If you have received this email in error please notify the < sender. < ****************************************************************** ********************************************************************** This e-mail is the property of Enron Corp. and/or its relevant affiliate and may contain confidential and privileged material for the sole use of the intended recipient (s). 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