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< <Subject: Hormone Hostage
< < < < < <The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when < <all man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own < <hands! < <This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's < <license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other! < < < <DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? < <SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? < <SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? < < < <DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? < <SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. < <SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! < < < <DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? < <SAFER: Could we be overreacting? < <SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. < < < <DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? < <SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. < <SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? < < < <And my personal favorite..... < < < <DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? < <SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today. < <SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! < < < <Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends (your wife...)and those who < <might need a good laugh!
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