FW: Carefull

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< Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course
< of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful
< Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of
< a relationship between Brian and his roommate, Stephanie, and this had
< only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching
< the two react, Mrs. Hester started to wonder if there was more between
< Brian and his roommate, Stephanie, than met the eye.
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< Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must
< be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."
<
< About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your
< mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
< gravy
< ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I
< doubt it,
< but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure."
<
< So he sat down and wrote "Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you 'did'
< take
< the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not'
< take
< the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing
< ever since you were here for dinner". Love, Brian
<
< Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
< read:
<
< "Dear son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Stephanie, and
< I'm not
< saying that you 'do not' sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains
< that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy
< ladle by
< now."
<
< Love, Mom
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< LESSON OF THE DAY.........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
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