FW: FW: IF DEAR ABBY WAS A MAN

-----Original Message-----
From: Brady, Don
Sent: Tuesday, December 04, 2001 1:46 PM
To: Appling, Mike; Josephs, Bob; Leahy, Steve; Medeles, Ismael; Boase,
Allan; Van Zijll, Dan
Subject: FW: FW: IF DEAR ABBY WAS A MAN

Don E. Brady
Director, Auctions
CheMatch.com
713 956-2369 direct
832 594-5673 cell
dbrady@chematch.com

-----Original Message-----
From: Tim Richardson [mailto:godingo@hotmail.com]
Sent: Tuesday, December 04, 2001 11:53 AM
To: sgray@waterbornelpg.com; nassar1959@yahoo.com;
victor.peeke@ndirect.co.uk
Subject: Fwd: FW: IF DEAR ABBY WAS A MAN

<Dear Mr. Abby:
< << Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best
<friend
< << and me.
< << A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of
<you!
< << Knowing that there is only one of you he can only
< << settle for the next best thing - your best friend.
< << Far
< << from being an issue, this can bring you closer
< << together. Why not get some of your old college
< << roommates involved too? If you are still
< << apprehensive,
< << maybe you should let him be with your friends
< << without
< << you. If you're still not sure then just perform
<oral
< << on him and cook him a nice meal while you think
< << about
< << it.
< <<
< << Dear Mr. Abby:
< << Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral
< << sex
< << on him.
< << A: Do it. Sperm can help you lose weight and
<gives a
< << great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know
< << this.
< << His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him
<is
< << totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The
<best
< << thing to do is to thank him by performing it
<twice a
< << day, then cook him a nice meal.
< <<
< << Dear Mr. Abby:
< << Q: My husband has too many nights out with the
<boys.
< <<
< << A: This is perfectly natural behaviour and it
<should
< << be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to
< << prove his prowess with other men. A night out
< << chasing
< << young single girls is a great stress relief and
<can
< << foster a more peaceful and relaxing home.
<Remember,
< << nothing can rekindle your relationship better than
< << the
< << man being away for a day or two (it's a great time
< << to
< << clean the house too)! Just look at how emotional
<and
< << happy he is when he returns to his stable home.
<The
< << best thing to do when he gets home is for you and
< << your
< << best friend to perform oral on him. Then cook him
<a
< << nice meal.
< <<
< << Dear Mr. Abby:
< << Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
< << A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband.
< << If
< << you must mess with it, do it in your own time or
<ask
< << your best
< << friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself
< << while doing this, and present it to your husband
<as
< < < a
< < < birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt,
<perform
< < < oral on him and cook him a nice meal.
<
<
<
< < < Dear Mr. Abby:
< < < Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
< < < A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and
< << should
< << seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is
<very
< << stressful and time consuming. Sex should be
< << available
< << to your husband on demand with no pesky requests
<for
< << foreplay. What this means is that you do not love
< << your
< << man as much as you should - he should never have
<to
< << work to get you in the mood. Stop being so
<selfish!
< << Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing
<oral
< << on him and cook him a nice meal.
< <<
< << Dear Mr. Abby:
< << Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over
< << and
< << goes to sleep never giving me one.
< << A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps
< << you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal.
< <<
<
<
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