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<From: Ron Forester <rrfore2@qwest.com< <To: Jason Hellander <jhellan@qwest.com<, Aaron Sanchez <<aasanch@uswest.com<, Barbara Kennedy <barbara_kennedy@hotmail.com<, <bob baker <bob.baker@igt.com<, Christina Rawlings-Curtis <<christina_122367@hotmail.com<, Danielle Wade <<daniellekwade@hotmail.com<, Gil Hernandez <Gil.Hernandez@twtelecom.com<, < joe hofmeister <joe.hofmeister@twtelecom.com<, joe kennedy <<joe.kennedy@informix.com<, kenneth brunel <kenb@informix.com<, Keith <Brunel <gutha@worldnet.att.net<, Kurt Ramsbacher <kramsba@uswest.com<, <NICOLE FORESTER HERNANDEZ <Nicole4SBS@aol.com< <Subject: Sample <Date: Fri, 16 Nov 2001 09:07:57 -0700 < < <Subject: The Sample < < < < < <An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get < < < <a checkup and the doctor determined a semen < < < <sample was required. The doctor gave the man a jar < < < <and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a < < < <semen sample tomorrow. " < < < <The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the < < < <doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as < < < <clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor < < < <asked what happened and the man explained "Well, < < < <doc, it's like this, first tried with my right hand, < < < <but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still < < < <nothing. < < < <Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her < < < <right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried < < < <with her < < < <mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth < < < <out, and still nothing. We even called up Earleen, the < < < <lady < < < <next door and she tried too, first with both hands, < < < <then an armpit and she even tried squeezing it between < < < <her knees, but still nothing." < < < <The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" < < < <The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried < < < <we still couldn't get that jar open!" < < < < < <Subject: The Sample < < < < < <An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get < < < <a checkup and the doctor determined a semen < < < <sample was required. The doctor gave the man a jar < < < <and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a < < < <semen sample tomorrow. " < < < <The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the < < < <doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as < < < <clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor < < < <asked what happened and the man explained "Well, < < < <doc, it's like this, first tried with my right hand, < < < <but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still < < < <nothing. < < < <Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her < < < <right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried < < < <with her < < < <mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth < < < <out, and still nothing. We even called up Earleen, the < < < <lady < < < <next door and she tried too, first with both hands, < < < <then an armpit and she even tried squeezing it between < < < <her knees, but still nothing." < < < <The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" < < < <The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried < < < <we still couldn't get that jar open!" <Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii <Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit < < < < < < < <Subject: The Sample < < < < < <An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get < < < <a checkup and the doctor determined a semen < < < <sample was required. The doctor gave the man a jar < < < <and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a < < < <semen sample tomorrow. " < < < <The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the < < < <doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as < < < <clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor < < < <asked what happened and the man explained "Well, < < < <doc, it's like this, first tried with my right hand, < < < <but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still < < < <nothing. < < < <Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her < < < <right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried < < < <with her < < < <mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth < < < <out, and still nothing. We even called up Earleen, the < < < <lady < < < <next door and she tried too, first with both hands, < < < <then an armpit and she even tried squeezing it between < < < <her knees, but still nothing." < < < <The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" < < < <The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried < < < <we still couldn't get that jar open!" < _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp
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