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brant ---------------------- Forwarded by Brant Reves/HOU/ECT on 02/20/2001 03:04 PM --------------------------- Rob Hanlen <rhanlen@tigsecurities.com< on 02/20/2001 02:21:00 PM To: Rob Hanlen <rhanlen@tigsecurities.com< cc: Subject: FW: just do it -----Original Message----- From: Chris Freret Sent: Tuesday, February 20, 2001 1:24 PM To: Jeff Sullivan; Jon Platon; Rob Hanlen Subject: FW: just do it -----Original Message----- From: Stephen Shivers [mailto:stephens@cpsinet.com] Sent: Tuesday, February 20, 2001 1:07 PM To: Wally Poole (E-mail); Spencer Williams; Paul Omezi; Michael Muscat; Bradley Shivers; Lucy Green; Lise' Shivers; Jimmy Shivers; Dawn Sanders Freret; Kellie Mitchell; GEORGE MILLER; Gary Constantine; David Lane; Chris Freret; Chris Freret (E-mail); Butch Shivers; Brett Freret; BRYAN ADAMS - HOME; Bryan Adams; Adele Bullock Subject: Fw: just do it Fw this one on to all, if you want to. ----- Original Message ----- From: Karen Waggoner <karenm@cpsinet.com< To: JERRY KISER <jerryk@cpsinet.com<; JENNIFER SWEENEY <jsweeney@cpsinet.com<; MATT JOHNSON <mattj@cpsinet.com<; STEPHEN SHIVERS <stephens@cpsinet.com< < < ----- Original Message < < < Subject: just do it < < < < < < In the interest of full disclosure, I am usually a Nike apologist, but < < < this < < < killed me... < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < <Nike now lets you personalize your shoes by submitting a word or < phrase < < < < <which they will stitch onto your shoes, under the swoosh. So Jonah < < < < <Peretti filled out the form and sent them $50 to stitch "SWEATSHOP" < < < onto < < < < <his shoes. < < < < < < < < < <Here's the responses he got... fun and games with Nike... < < < < < < < < < <* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * < < < < < < < < < < From: "Personalize, NIKE iD" <nikeid_personalize@nike.com < < < < < To: "'Jonah H. Peretti'" <peretti@media.mit.edu < < < < < Subject: RE: Your NIKE iD order o16468000 < < < < < < < < < <Your NIKE iD order was cancelled for one or more of the following < < < < <reasons: < < < < < < < < < <1) Your Personal iD contains another party's trademark or other < < < < <intellectual property < < < < <2) Your Personal iD contains the name of an athlete or team we do not < < < < <have the legal right to use < < < < <3) Your Personal iD was left blank. Did you not want any < < < < <personalization? < < < < <4) Your Personal iD contains profanity or inappropriate slang, and < < < < <besides, your mother would slap us. < < < < < < < < < <If you wish to reorder your NIKE iD product with a new < personalization < < < < <please visit us again at www.nike.com < < < < < < < < < <Thank you, NIKE iD < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < From: "Jonah H. Peretti" <peretti@media.mit.edu < < < < < To: "Personalize, NIKE iD" <nikeid_personalize@nike.com < < < < < Subject: RE: Your NIKE iD order o16468000 < < < < < < < < < <Greetings, < < < < < < < < < <My order was canceled but my personal NIKE iD does not violate any of < < < < <the criteria outlined in your message. The Personal iD on my custom < < < < <ZOOM XC USA running shoes was the word "sweatshop." < < < < < < < < < < Sweatshop is not: < < < < < 1) another's party's trademark, < < < < < 2) the name of an athlete, < < < < < 3) blank, or < < < < < 4) profanity. < < < < < < < < < <I choose the iD because I wanted to remember the toil and labor of < the < < < < <children that made my shoes. Could you please ship them to me < < < < <immediately. < < < < < < < < < <Thanks and Happy New Year, Jonah Peretti < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < From: "Personalize, NIKE iD" <nikeid_personalize@nike.com < < < < < To: "'Jonah H. Peretti'" <peretti@media.mit.edu < < < < < Subject: RE: Your NIKE iD order o16468000 < < < < < < < < < <Dear NIKE iD Customer, < < < < < < < < < <Your NIKE iD order was cancelled because the iD you have chosen < < < < <contains, as stated in the previous e-mail correspondence, < < < < <"inappropriate slang". If you wish to reorder your NIKE iD product < < < with < < < < <a new personalization please visit us again at nike.com < < < < < < < < < <Thank you, NIKE iD < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < From: "Jonah H. Peretti" <peretti@media.mit.edu < < < < < To: "Personalize, NIKE iD" <nikeid_personalize@nike.com < < < < < Subject: RE: Your NIKE iD order o16468000 < < < < < < < < < <Dear NIKE iD, < < < < < < < < < <Thank you for your quick response to my inquiry about my custom ZOOM < XC < < < < <USA running shoes. Although I commend you for your prompt customer < < < < <service, I disagree with the claim that my personal iD was < < < inappropriate < < < < <slang. After consulting Webster's Dictionary, I discovered < < < < <that "sweatshop" is in fact part of standard English, and not slang. < < < < < < < < < <The word means: "a shop or factory in which workers are employed for < < < < <long hours at low wages and under unhealthy conditions" and its < origin < < < < <dates from 1892. So my personal iD does meet the criteria detailed < in < < < < <your first email. < < < < < < < < < <Your web site advertises that the NIKE iD program is "about freedom < to < < < < <choose and freedom to express who you are." I share Nike's love of < < < < <freedom and personal expression. The site also says that "If you < want < < < < <it done right...build it yourself." I was thrilled to be able to < < < < <build my own shoes, and my personal iD was offered as a small token < of < < < < <appreciation for the sweatshop workers poised to help me realize my < < < < <vision. I hope that you will value my freedom of expression and < < < < <reconsider your decision to reject my order. < < < < < < < < < <Thank you, Jonah Peretti < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < From: "Personalize, NIKE iD" <nikeid_personalize@nike.com < < < < < To: "'Jonah H. Peretti'" <peretti@media.mit.edu < < < < < Subject: RE: Your NIKE iD order o16468000 < < < < < < < < < <Dear NIKE iD Customer, < < < < < < < < < <Regarding the rules for personalization it also states on the NIKE iD < < < < <web site that "Nike reserves the right to cancel any personal iD up < to < < < < <24 hours after it has been submitted". In addition, it further < < < < <explains: "While we honor most personal iDs, we cannot honor every < < < one. < < < < < < < < < <Some may be (or contain) other's trademarks, or the names of certain < < < < <professional sports teams, athletes or celebrities that Nike does not < < < < <have the right to use. Others may contain material that we consider < < < < <inappropriate or simply do not want to place on our products. < < < < <Unfortunately, at times this obliges us to decline personal iDs that < < < may < < < < <otherwise seem unobjectionable. In any event, we will let you know < if < < < < <we decline your personal iD, and we will offer you the chance to < submit < < < < <another." With these rules in mind, we cannot accept < < < < <your order as submitted. If you wish to reorder your NIKE iD product < < < < <with a new personalization please visit us again at www.nike.com < < < < < < < < < <Thank you, NIKE iD < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < From: "Jonah H. Peretti" <peretti@media.mit.edu < < < < < To: "Personalize, NIKE iD" <nikeid_personalize@nike.com < < < < < Subject: RE: Your NIKE iD order o16468000 < < < < < < < < < <Dear NIKE iD, < < < < < < < < < <Thank you for the time and energy you have spent on my request. I < have < < < < <decided to order the shoes with a different iD, but I would like to < < < make < < < < <one small request. Could you please send me a color snapshot of the < < < < <ten-year-old Vietnamese girl who makes my shoes? < < < < < < < < < <Thanks, < < < < <Jonah Peretti < < < < < < < < < < < < < < <<no response< < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < As one forwarder writes: < < < < < < < < < < ... this will now go round the world much farther and faster than < < < any < < < < <of the adverts they paid Michael Jordan more than the entire wage < < < packet < < < < <of all their sweatshop workers in the world to do... < < < < < < < < < < I normally avoid making a plea to pass on these things, but this < < < time < < < < <I say: JUST DO IT < < < < ********************************************************************* ********************************************************************** TIG Capital Securities is a full service broker/dealer registered with the SEC and various states and is a member of the NASD Regulations, Inc. 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